Hilarious "add-in" thing

Subject: Hilarious "add-in" thing Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:42 am

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Dear Fey,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose outside of your office and I saw you sit on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks.

I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory.

You should also know that I am better off without you and you should stop picking your nose.

Warm tingly sensations,
Laynie
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Now, here's how to do this yourself!

Dear (someone),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7).

I'm returning (8 ) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory

You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12)
(your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - When you smacked my ass
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Green-My brother/sister
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist
Silly -
Other - That your driving sucks

8 ) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - The cut toenails
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - Your love letters to me
Other - Your Hannah Montanna underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your credit cards
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - ur colecctions of butterflys

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Haven’t showered in a month
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - get sick when i think of ur feet
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – I'm scratching my ass as you read this
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Italy - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Lol, have fun with this!

Moderator Number of posts : 15 Registration date : 2008-11-10

Dear God,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside of your office and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that your driving sucks.

I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory

You should also know that I haven’t showered in a month and you should get that embarrassing rash checked.

Greetings to your frog Leonard
Zies

Quote :: Lol, have fun with this!

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Subject: Re: Hilarious "add-in" thing Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:57 pm

Dear Creme,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my knee caps. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.

I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory.

You should also know that I haven't showered in a month and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

You make me sick,
Snake.

And... do you get any consolation prizes for retarded combinations at this? O.o xD That was fun thank you creme. ^^

Subject: Re: Hilarious "add-in" thing Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:34 pm

Oh, this is so funny. Funny combos both of you. Hahaha

And here's another one, because I couldn't decide on a few of them, and I'm wearing different clothes. >.> But either way... here's my other amusing one.

To whom it may concern,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose when you smacked my ass and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesn't exsist.

I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory.

You should also know that I am better off without you and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go drown yourself,
Laynie

Subject: Re: Hilarious "add-in" thing Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:18 am

Subject: Re: Hilarious "add-in" thing Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:25 am

Dear Deaths Cloud,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in your closet and I saw you sit on The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men.

I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory

You should also know that I will always remember the pep talks and You ruined my attempts at another world war.

Kiss my butt,

Hollow Gust

Subject: Re: Hilarious "add-in" thing Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:53 pm

That was.... religious. O.o LOL!